Nuts

I have decided I would like to become Brazilian. (Not get a Brazilian, as somebody misinterpreted this wish last night.) It's a wonderful country - great scenery, wonderful food and drink, beautiful girls of many races, superb football - and a laid-back and sensible approach to life.
How this contrasts with my own benighted country, with its endless nannying and rule-bound bureaucracy. I just renewed my passport, and based on this experience, would like to renounce my membership and sign up to become um brasileiro.